It never fails. Every time it snows, all of the kids in the house rush outside to build a snowman. But as an adult, I say stay away if you can. They melt, it's cold... who needs the aggravation? So in the spirit of David Letterman…

Here are my Top 10 Reasons NOT To Build a Snowman:

10 – Those beautiful, white snowmen tan quickly after a few days.
9 – Who needs another man with no brains around the house?
8 – Can avoid civil liberties lawsuits from snowwomen who feel they are not getting equal representation.
7 – Snow angels are the way to go.



6 – The scarecrow you still have up from Halloween is giving you this weird, psychotic look.
5 – You would think you’d be tired of getting the cold shoulder every time you came home.
4 – There’s already one fat, round, robust bald guy in the house... who needs two?
3 – Uhh... they eventually melt.
2 – So let’s see…you spend over an hour in the brutal cold building the next Frosty, get frostbite and nearly lose your pinky finger just so some little punk from the neighborhood can come and knock it down in 5 seconds? I don’t think so.
1 – It’s March – don't you have a St. Patty's Day party to go to?

-Keith