Looking over my shoulder as I post this from Brian Beutler:

"I think I'll have much more about this later, but in the meantime, feast your eyes on this GAO report about how, for seemingly no reason at all, we have a terror watch list with nearly a million names on it. I believe that all of al Qaeda is about one percent that size."

Ok. I wasn't born here. I speak French. And I was once detained at Miami International because I was caught reading Behind the Veil in Arabia for an anthro course (I placed the book face up at check-in and the TSA agent, noticing the book, secretly starred my ticket. Then I lost my dignity at security.)

I am totally going into hiding. Goodbye world.