It's Monday and I damn well ain't happy about that, so what I thought I'd do is pick on long-shot candidates running pathetically laughable campaigns. That's how cranky I feel. Stay out of my way.

Here is Ron Paul throwing a tantrum. Gosh, he's so electable.



Here is Mike Gravel trying his best John Cage impression. Gosh, he's so hip -- not at all the mean, angry old man of campaign lore.



John Dickerson's fascinating Derridean deconstructionist meta-analysis of said video here.