Wow. For all the fervent denials Larry Craig throws out about his bathroom incident and subsequent sexuality speculation, there's never been evidence quite this vivid against him. David Phillips, a DC resident, claims to have slept with Craig some twenty years ago, and happily described the encounter down to every last latex-laced detail for Wonkette.

Phillips was recently in a bar minding his own business when he heard Craig’s voice on the television. “I went pale and nearly vomited,” Phillips says. It was the man he remembered from one of his creepiest sexual encounters twenty years earlier. “After a truncated meal I went back to my hotel room and began unwinding and jotting down the memories that the voice had opened. I recalled The Follies, the furtive groping and pawing there, the odd following of this man in my car….. Crap!”

One night, Phillips continues, “I followed [Craig] from The Follies to a Capitol Hill neighborhood, parking on the street no telling how far from his house. We walked up the alley and through the back door of a house, with him repeating several times, ‘You were never here. You don’t know me. Right?’ and me responding, ‘Right!’ in boyish submission. As we tiptoed from the back door to the stairs to the upper floor, as if somebody else was home, he turned to grope my crotch and brush my face with his hand.” The house’s decor led Phillips to believe that this was a married man: “The bric-a-brac with family pictures didn’t scream ‘old queen’ to me; it announced a woman’s influence. Still, we made our way upstairs.

You can either leave the rest to your imagination or click on the link, which would qualify as erotic literature to some. But if Phillips is to be believed, this is a first-hand account of a one-night stand with Craig, which makes the scandal all the more interesting, and, yes, entertaining. Craig's probable response? A pre-written denial which will contain a 3:1 ratio of denials of his homosexuality to denials of the actual event ever taking place.

Surgeon General's Warning: In case it wasn't already clear enough, the Wonkette's story is very graphic in nature.