The latest Dutch import to these shores is a Kurt Cobain lookalike who can levitate himself using the powers of his mind, or something. Watch what happens when he does it in front of the White House:

Can you figure out how he does it? And if the White House can play host to a flying, unkempt Dutchman, can bipartisan unity be far behind?

(Or is this all a distraction from more pressing domestic and international issues? Hey, worked for me.)