We're here at the Values Voter summit, where attendees are fond of pointing out that Democrats are no friends of the family. I dunno about that, but I will say this: Chris Dodd is certainly no friend of his family. The Democratic candidate, best known for consistently polling at 1%, is uprooting his entire family, kids and all, and moving them to Iowa because he thinks it will win him the primary.

Uh, Chris? Reality check: it won't. I admired your steadfast dedication to a pipedream until it forced lil' Grace and Christina to change kindergartens and make all new friends. Think of the children!