July 09, 06:02 PM

Last Call Staffers Pulse

Hello friends, Will Lerner here. This is a crazy, topsy-turvy world that we are living in. In literally every single subject that you could ever think of there are people with varying viewpoints. For example, when it comes to milk, you have those who like skim, those who like 2%, those who like it with the cream sitting on top, and those who prefer to suck straight out of the udder (I hear that’s how United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-moon likes it).

The differing viewpoints don’t stop here at the Last Call headquarters, no, just like anywhere else you’ll find that people tend to not agree on everything. I went around the office and did an informal poll about many top issues.

1. Is Carson Daly awesome?
a. 80% said “yes”.
b. 10% said “totally”.
c. 9% said “Who’s that again?”
d. 1% said “Will, please go away, I’m trying to work”.

2. Is Will Lerner awesome?
a. 82% said “Who?”
b. 10% said “Probably not.”
c. 5% said “No.”
d. 2% said “Will, please, I’m begging you, GO AWAY”.
e. 1% said “Will is the man”.

3. What is the best way to solve our nation’s health care crisis?
a. 42% said “I don’t talk about politics at work”.
b. 28% said “As long as I don’t get too sick from huffing my white-out, I don’t really give a damn”.
c. 20% said “There is no crisis, just a bunch of people who refuse to ‘walk it off’”
d. 6% said “We are Canadian and therefore have no concern aboot your silly little healthcare fiasco, eh”.
e. 4% said “Will Lerner, if you don’t go away, you’ll have to start figuring out how to solve YOUR health care crisis”.

Well, now those were some pretty interesting findings, huh? Make sure you keep checking back in because we’ll soon have pictures of Last Call staffers in beanies and parachute pants!

COMMENTS

I'm just impressed all the percents added up to 100.

good job, will.

Will,

Nice job on the blog! You should check out that tiny corner they give you on the main page in the right corner though, there's a typo. You should never let anyone represent you as less intelligent than you are. Well, then maybe you should leave it...

Aren't you glad I answered question no. 2? Every little bit counts.

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