June 19, 12:55 PM

Hello Friends

Hello friends, I’ve been absolutely swamped with emails and fan mail since the blog has experienced its rebirth. People are incredibly excited, but that’s what we’re expecting. After canceling a few shows so as that we could devote our entire staff’s people power to going through the correspondence, we have decided to answer a lot of questions that have been coming through. These answers of ours boast 83 percent accuracy!


Q: Who the hell are you and why the hell did NBC let you have a blog? Al from Brentwood, CA
A: Let’s just say that there are several ways to get your jumpstart in this industry. Some are noble, i.e. you work hard and passionately and then someone with an eye for talent gives your chance. Other ways are there because of convenience, you know the system so it’s easier to pick …this is getting long-winded. I got the best NBC blog sex and money could buy.


Q: You didn’t answer my question completely. Who the hell are you? Al from Brentwood, CA
A: Will, I am. The show’s youngest and newest and third best smelling employee.


Q: Where does the show tape? And how can I get tickets? Jon from Atlanta, GA
A: We shoot in Studio 9 on NBC’s lot in Burbank, California. If you want tickets to see the show, go to www.1iota.com, click on the “Last Call with Carson Daly” link and go from there. I suppose it would be good to have something funny to add here, but I’ve got nothing.


Q: Who contributes to this blog? Does just Will write it? Mike from Pasadena, CA
A: No, no. This blog actually trumps others in the blogosphere when it comes to celebrity writers. Our impressive staff includes such wordsmiths as:
Brian Dunkleman
Kato Kaelin
Donald Rumsfeld
Norman Mailer
Pat O’Brien
Marv Albert
Nicole Ritchie
Mary Carey
Wilmer Valderama


Q: Do you know Carson, or more importantly, does he know you? I doubt it. Gabe from Manchester, MO
A: Alright, hotshot, look at this photo and tell me that Carson and I aren’t really close:



He only charged me ten bucks for the photo because I work for him, gave me a twenty five percent discount. He’s a real mensch.


Q: Whatever happened to Vanessa Carlton? Nick from Shorewood, MN
A: Vanessa is touring with Stevie Nicks at the moment. Hopefully to get to one of her shows, you won’t have to walk “a thousand miles”! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. GET IT? I’m pretty hilarious.


Q: Clap your hands everybody if you got what it takes, because I’m Kurtis Blow and I want you to know that these are the breaks. Kurtis from New York, NY
A: That’s not a question, Kurtis. More of a statement, really. However, I will clap my hands because I feel like I do truly “got” what it takes.


Q: I flew with your old man. VF-51, the Oriskany. You’re a lot like he was. Only better... and worse. He was a natural heroic son of a bitch that one. Tom from Detroit, MI
A: Yeah, he did it right... Is that why I fly the way I do? Trying to prove something? Yeah my old man did it right. What I’m about to tell you is classified. It could end my career. We were in the worst dogfight I ever dreamed of. There were bogeys like fireflies all over the sky. His F-4 was hit, and he was wounded, but he could’ve made it back. He stayed in it, saved three planes before he bought it.


Q: Pourquoi le chat mange-t-il une pomme? Jean de Paris, France
A: Parce qu'il n'y avait pas d'orange dans sa presence.


Q: How many questions will you answer in the blog’s first FAQ? Johnny from El Monte, CA
A: Ten.