October 19, 11:19 PM
Overheard @ Last Call
“I can help you a lot with masturbation humor.”
“I haven’t showered in nearly a week… I think women secretly like the stench of an unwashed man.”
“I think I’m in love with The Grip.”
“That’s one hairy shoulder.”
“This girl I’ve been IMing asked if I have a lazy eye. Do I?”
“During the war, my grandmother used to let Italian prisoners of war feel her breasts over her sweater.”
Girl: “I have two words you’re not going to want to hear.”
Guy: “You’re pregnant?”
Girl: “No, Tom Green”
“What’s the rule on buttcrack again? How many inches from above?”
“I added our summer intern as one of my myspace friends… but I’m 30 and I think it looks creepy to have a 17 year old boy as a friend…”
“I don’t think I like people.”
“And then the robot comes in and humps a toaster”
the only video replay I would like to see would be one with Cesar Millan, and guess which one is not posted??
Hey Carson,
I am a college student (go Heels!) and a big fan of your show. The main reason that I started watching was because you had Intern Monologue Night about a year ago. That Vinay guy was hilarious. You should use him more – make him your sidekick or something. Ratings would go up, and that Indian kid would bring a youthful presence and diversity.
Sincerely yours,
Tanner
I like that annoying neighbor character, you have a good band and very nice musical quests. Also ask your webmaster, what is a 'search string'?
Carson, I miss your old format with jeans in a lounge environment. very cool. Still love you now, but it was a nice setting. You've also lost weight. You look good but still like you better with a "little" meat on the bones
How about some updates from Carson or even one of the producers?
who was the guy and what was the name of the song that was sang last night on carson's 5th anny show
30 Rock
to add show to myNBC.
