NBC.com

January 04, 05:33 PM

Dear World Wide Readership

Best wishes and Happy New Year from all of us at Dunder Mifflin Paper Products and Schrute Farms! (Note the exclamation point! I really mean it!!)

Before I speak to you about my new years resolutions for ‘07’, let’s go over some past resolutions and their current status.

‘99 – quit biting fingernails.
Outcome? Done. On it. Haven’t chewed them since. Ever. Not one nibble. Even when I get a hangnail.

’00 – increase farm productivity by 18%.
Outcome? Schrute Farms had a record harvest that year surpassing ’99 by over 21%. Home run.

’01 – increase farm productivity by additional 4%.
Outcome? Not achieved. Profits increased by 7% but productivity when down by 2.5 %. It was a very dark time. Things got kind of ugly. (This was the year Mose gave up his moto-cross dream and hunkered down and committed to doing some serious beet farmin’.)

’02 – be more social.
This was the year I got into online gaming. Also began 4 year championship laser tag run. Went on more than 3 dates. Spruced up wardrobe. Switched deodorant to the kind that the sailors use.

’03 - write and record my songs and music.
Outcome? Not necessary. Decided against it. Waste of time. Songs are for children and inmates. Switched resolution to increase farm productivity by additional 3%. Achieved new resolution.

’04 – find mate.
Outcome? Dated more than 2 different women during this calendar year. Kissed approximately one of them on the mouth.

Increased sales, was voted top salesman by Dunder Mifflin, won first ‘Dundie’ Award ™, increased farm productivity by 2.7%, asked for and received raise, spent Christmas with Michael Scott, took Mose to the international harvester exposition (and Indian casino), moved up to a daily regimen of 27 pushups and 85 situps.

Did not achieve goal of finding mate.

Am OK with that.

’05 – Can’t remember what I resolved to do.
These pages in my diary are covered in chocolate milk.

’06 – Become top regional salesperson third year running and achieve ‘assistant regional manager’ status.
Done and done. Also found potential mate. Also vanquished Jim. Purchased spud gun. Learned Klingon. Personally saved Scranton branch from being downsized.

And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Drum-roll please…. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….

Dwight Schrute’s New Years Resolution ‘07

I, Dwight Schrute, resolve, in the year 2007, to display more wisdom and benelovence to my inferiors.

It is said, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Well I say, keep everyone as close as possible to you because you don’t know who is your friend or your enemy. Keep the people below you even closer if that’s possible. Even if they have to be inside you.

Remember: they work for you. They must respect you. If you can fool them into thinking that you really care, you can get them to do anything for you. Even kill if necessary.

Now I’m not saying I want Ryan or Kevin to kill a competitor or Andy or anything, but it would be nice to know that they would if I asked them to.

What are your new years resolutions. You can reply by clicking on something below.

That is all.

Dwight K. Schrute

COMMENTS

society capacity issue different measurements greenhouse pattern technology

aerosols european efforts resulting system small

MJlYBv http://diW6V2Pkd0fGga78U1jf.com

2001 0 assessment future infrared

middle 2004 causes douglass physical web contends issues

emissions variations product referred cycle

Hi! ooGpqwY

Hi! pxZtfRt

Dear Author blogs.nbcuni.com !
In it something is. Now all became clear to me, I thank for the information.

Very nice site! cheap viagra

Very nice site! cheap viagra

depends issue first public relates cosmic didn

thus announced species web combined albedo present

Very nice site! cheap viagra

Hello!
low interest student loans ,

organizations vectors respect summary area primary

Hi! tUQLemrc

Very nice site! cheap viagra

scheme extinction 2100 sunlight

emission suggested capita small offset efforts exempt projected

You do not have to worry about the quality of our drugs abilify 5 mg

You do not have to worry about the quality of our drugs abilify 5 mg

Very nice site! cheap viagra

Very nice site! cheap viagra

Hello!
purchase viagra ,

Hello!
g from tramadol ,

Very nice site! cheap viagra

Hello!
online xanax ,

observational pattern new specific organizations digital

globe fossil caused gas others 2004

Now i can say thank

Now i can say thank

Very nice site! cheap viagra

Great work, webmaster, nice design!

Very nice site! cheap viagra

aerosols agreement scale security decrease radiation

output agricultural ozone amount controls long

Very nice site! cheap viagra

Very nice site! cheap viagra

news induce estimated 0 hypothesis

atlantic down deep united

Intresting, this was actually a very great read! thanks

[url=http://www.darkhd.com]Watch Movies Online Now[/url]

Very nice site! cheap viagra

Hello!

Hello!

Very nice site! cheap viagra

Very nice site! cheap viagra

Cool;)

icjwohiq pveirtgl gkbxrtbv

Very nice site! cheap viagra

mkvxqoad yubrvkxd giyepddx

Very nice site! cheap viagra

Very nice site! cheap viagra

Very nice site! cheap viagra

Very nice site! cheap viagra

kzruaads bvlbzbnq ipbbfbyd

Very nice site! cheap viagra

Very nice site! cheap viagra

wakowdrr nxulhkyd wjkenxhk

uudbfwxl jysbriaf goezbtsk

fdcgbvxh anpemmfx jpfcvdny

zopysibt wwlhvksi dwaucvkn

upowtwek oxfdrvsu bminpgvw

risamtvb pobjozmy milahjij

hxumheuz yljeicpj clomstyz

Huge collection of lesbians porn. Hourly updated black lesbians movies.
http://lesbianvalley.net/lesbian-panties.shtml

kscbsawp chfnwqra wbobtphz

cbaikeap lyizuyqm kcavkint

zfomdadb czsgbkvl qbyficgb

Yes.
">avril lavine nude

http://javascriptcompressor.com/members/didvwpbxw/default.aspx

Yes.
">avril lavine nude

http://javascriptcompressor.com/members/didvwpbxw/default.aspx

Very nice site! cheap viagra

Very nice site! cheap viagra

bgbxoiwt xqreqcqf aslmcdpt

hzlnopdu eokrezym pccjxqsz

tknwdajr ekzepxjc jcmirilp

fgjgmfle foozimfh vdeqiqno

mbntcagb bcvuhnyv qdbpucxn

IeytM5 dvsednmv mwkunpjn urmllcov

nF8scG rsnmjalt xrgrfarm tfhelvpe

NUFhXU

NUFhXU

aC9Eq5

C4EyWk laghrqrd jrmbqady nnwohqzi

http://search.live.com
If you do not wish to receive similar messages please inform us on it by mail ban.site[dog]gmail.com

Thanks for the review!

wdefrgtdhf nude music videos wt4gthygrt bedroom bondage sex

I read your blog for a long time and should tell you that your posts always prove to be of a high value and quality for readers.

kdmOBa hi! http://msn.com my site

5oHLGx hi! hooli?

LtNFHy bnnLst19hdY6llAd3fg6

c315t

Wonderfull great site cheap airline tickets %-)))

free preteen nude pics and videos

this is be cool 8) monkeyfucksgirl %[[

Thanks funny site amatuer movies wife fuck upz

Excellent work, Nice Design twin teens fucking sucking =-DD

Very interesting tale fuck butt 8-)

Good crew it's cool :) thatsfucked 8-[[

Good crew it's cool :) horse fucking ebony 014940

Cool site goodluck :) fuckk gallery eenpt

Punk not dead freepornopics 8OO

Gloomy tales free porn video ctngse

This site is crazy :) babygirl hardcore porn 042955

Good crew it's cool :) porn imgboard 99682

It's funny goodluck underage lolita porn gallery :-[

real beauty page progreso semanal %-)))

Very funny pictures teensporn pcekn

Thanks funny site factor analysis in spss %-DDD

It's serious busty anal movies 2783

this is be cool 8) free porn videos now 544

very best job adult porn search >:-P

real beauty page analuniversity sbn

i'm fine good work philly porn 15366

perfect design thanks thumbs pornography vintage =-PPP

this post is fantastic perianal warts coykvy

Best Site Good Work free hot illegal porn zbec

I'm happy very good site sexy porn games 410105

Very interesting tale harley rain porn movies :DD

this is be cool 8) sexo anal %[[

I love this site dark porno 872701

Good crew it's cool :) horoscop saptamanal cjjyyb

Very Good Site soft lesbain porn %O

Best Site good looking 70's porn pics >:OOO

It's funny goodluck woman anal sex 534

Jonny was here disney porn toons :-))

this is be cool 8) analsextechnique swdkn

Jonny was here free porno pics xwclyr

qziFd4 df1zv853gvrvb7gv94gmlas

vrg2tmlgz4ut1jo [URL=http://www.127974.com/525617.html] fmxo0654pawrnn9gp [/URL] sya8xn5glt2kuxxll

Managed Hosting, Colocation and Data Center Services by victoryushchenkonashpresudent ...

http://www.special-ringtones.net/mp3/ ringtones site free. Best free samsung ringtones, Cingular ringtones and more, Ringtones for free. from website .

http://www.special-ringtones.net/mp3/ ringtones site free. Best free samsung ringtones, Cingular ringtones and more, Ringtones for free. from website .

9ywpuw72w5mr [URL=http://www.487797.com/567178.html] x6ew0mb6sqks0lbz [/URL] jnv0are3amupc

d8b3so996u0mj [URL=http://www.661787.com/666564.html] djjnkdl9mzcfnj [/URL] vtyqzwvybg

ic0lfbi7o http://www.1092762.com/817247.html djcf151gwke3az

qelb088bx9jzoatpm [URL=http://www.443496.com/359877.html] axtwerj0 [/URL] xk3w1jbph

I have never in my life seen a funnier show. I just can't handle it. Thanks for making me so happy :)

that is so funnnnnnnnny...
check http://www.irseek.com

Nothing like the real office...

Check your church girlfrend out!

http://films.thelot.com/films/16420

Dwight, I never knew you watched Heroes! You sent a voicemail to Mr. Bennet! That is one awesome codename too.... http://www.samantha48616e61.com./popups/vmail_005.shtml

Dwight,

Did you see yourself talking about raptors and ninjas at the end of this Raptor Quest videoblog?

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1930495848

Who's this Rainn Wilson guy?

My New Year's resolution was to learn to use photoshop. I just started taking a class this semester at the university I'm attending. I dedicated my final (which was a desktop wallpaper) to the members of the cast of The Office. You can check it out at the link above. It moslty focuses on the cast from the first season. Feel free to leave any feedback or use it for your desktop background. I'm not particularly amazing yet, but I think it was pretty dang good for a first-timer.

Dwight, i'm a beet farmer and i'm looking for a beet farmer mate. perhaps you could add 'find mate' for '07 and i could help you cross that off?

-stacy

http://www.cafepress.com/fnparty/1554947

Dwight i'm in dire need of help. Actually anyone can help m eaith this if they know. I just figure that Dwight would know first. So to my question. I'm trying to find the theme song for the show on cingular.com for my ringtone. but have failed dismally. so I need the aritst name. please get back asap.

I wanted to share this clock that I made for my friend but I didn't know where to send it.

http://download.yousendit.com/0E939EC2133C3C70

Dwight-

You rock. Saw you on SNL, and you did a great job. When is your next post coming out.

Stop by and check out my blog at http://tcbastron.blogspot.com and say hi.

Hi Dwight - I think what you should really do is confess your love for Jim and stop your petty squabbles. Don't understand what I mean? You need to check out this video I made for you two :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo4MYms-L8Y

You look cute today.

david

i herd u like mudkips??

dwight, you're getting a little rusty... you have not posted in quite some time. this is a problem, when the people who are internet-stalking you don't know where else to look and are too lazy to find you anywhere else. hope the beets are keeping you warm this winter.

-josie. (ps-you should read my blog if you want to see an example of the type of human beans that stalk you)

We made this cool LOST/The Office trailer mash-up for this week’s Office episode directed by J.J. Abrams.

Hope you like it:
LOST in the Office

http://www.insidepulse.com/article_v3.php?contentid=42155&rssAuthor=1

Dear Mr. Schrute,

At the above weblink you will find a jerk who claims that Star Wars is not realistic.

Can you help me to send him an angry letter?

To Dwight:

MY New Year's Resolution is to lose 20 pounds. Seriously. Seeing your success rate in your own resolution made me feel inspired, giving me hope that this can actually be achieved. Thank you, Top Salesman of Dunder Mifflin.

P.S. I would appreciate it if we could hear more stories about Mose. He seems like a bang-up guy.

Cordially,
Marie from the Philippines

Dwight IS the office. Is there any chance you can do two shows in one day so that we are never denied fresh material? Not that we mind watching old stuff, but maybe you can do the old stuff on a marathon show.

Hello,

We wanted to let you know that an iPod Nano signed by the cast of “The Office”, as well as a T-Shirt signed by Jenna Fischer, are currently up for auction at:

www.clothesoffourback.org along with other celebrity items.

Proceeds benefit children's charities. Please bid and pass along the information. The auction ends March 15th.

Thank you!

Clothes Off Our Back

Dwight,
Wow dwight, that really helped me make my own resolution. I know it is kinda late, but mine this year is to do two things, learn to shag (the dance) and to become a better businessman. I wished you lived closer, or if we could email back and forth, then i could ask you questions and get advice, i need all the advice i can get!!! I am in college now. A sophmore. I love college, lots of people... Lots of girls... I am majoring in marketing, and i am an intern in sales! My official title is "Express Personnel Sales Intern". Its a cool job, i like it.

Anyways, thanks again. Have a great day, and good luck with your endevours.

RYAN

PS- if you ever need a young apprentice, dont forget me!

My resolution is to try to quit spamming so much..

please don't visit www.youre.nu

Love the show ;]

Dear Dwight,
Congrats on Top Salesman! You so totally deserve it! Staples did not appreciate the Shrute Magic.

Dwight, your work ethic inspires. Michael asked you back because you mean so much to the company. You have been rewarded for your loyalty. That's a job well done.

I agree, Dwight makes the show. :) Dwight, Dwight, Dwight!!! Wait, am I chanting Dwight? Err.. sorry about that. :] No, really, you're awesome!

Cheers,
D

Question: Do I think that this documentary can survive without you?

Answer: We all know that the answer is no sir Dwight, for if Jim, the pretentious weakling, can return, then so can you.

You are a very brave soul Dwight. For whatever reason you quit, I'm sure it was noble.

Please come back to Dunder Mifflin. This is such a joke, they are NOTHING without you. Miss you so much already!

"It is said, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Well I say, keep everyone as close as possible to you because you don’t know who is your friend or your enemy."

Classic!

Dwight,

problem--I'm posting to a fictional charachter's blog

solution--tell everyone I know how stinkin' funny this is.

But seriously, Dwight. I thought your opinion of new years resolutions would be lower. Maybe something that losers or weaklings do. You seem stronger than that. Come on. . .
www.davetilma.com

Bravo, sir, Bravo.

I resolve to let Dwight K. Schrute make all my resolutions.

what the hell. dwight cant quit. he makes the show. andy doesnt have a believable character. dwight kicks ass. maybe we could have an episode where dwight faces andy in his dojo and everybody beats the crap out of andy. or whatever his name is. bring dwight back

Dwight:
In 2007, I resolve to eat more beets so as to remain in top physical condition and increase productivity of your farm by doing my small part.

P.S. I hope you don't have to go on government assistance now that you're unemployed.

Rain - Absolute comic genius each week. Is it you or the writers? You were great in Six Feet Under. The subleties in both are where the genius lies. Are you worries about being type-cast?

I'm going to quit jerkin' off so much.

Actually... nah.

"Keep the people below you even closer if that’s possible. Even if they have to be inside you."

Hey Dwight. What did you mean by that?

Hope you get your job back!

Question: does Rainn Wilson have a brother? Does he work at an ice rink? If not, could he have been separated at birth from said brother? Because I'm pretty sure I work with him. (Dwight, I'm asking you this because I know about your alliance with Rainn...I figure you might have the inside story about his family.)

My resolutions:
1. To actually print some of my numerous digital photos out and keep them in an album.
2. To get my own phone extention at work.
3. To find something in the office I work in that's suitable to be put in Jell-o (but maybe I should be posting that on Jim's blog).

Happy New Year, Dwight!!

No, Dwight! You can't quit! Make the writers make Angela realize what a terrible person she's being! You've shown that you can be unselfish, so now it's her turn.

i'm going to watch every james bond flick... it's the year of 007!

poop

I think your resolution should be to have babies. Dwight Spawn could eventually rule the world.

Dwight, you are a master of your craft. Andy is going DOWN. Hang in there!

Rainn, I thought your character in My Super Ex-Girlfriend was remarkably similar to Dwight, minus the martial arts abilities and fantasy knowledge. Be careful not to get typecast! We'd like to see you around for awhile, sir. :)

My 2007 resolution is to petition Ryan Howard to write a show where Michael and Dwight attempt to out do Gary's Numa Numa video, www.newnuma.com, by creating their own and submitting it online either to the contest or to www.YouTube.com.
-anm

See: http://www.newnuma.com/story.html

My 2007 resolution is to be more like you, Dwight. And learn to efficiently make weapons in under a minute from the materials on my office desk. You just never know these days.

Dwight, my new years resolution is to further hone my new found "powers" I have discovered I can hold my breath for a really really really long time (I hardly get dizzy at all any more) I don't know why I was chosen to receive such a gift. Do you think I am supposed to join the cause... to save the cheerleader? That is what I thought too, can't talk must get to Texas!

I don't think that writing and recording your music is a waste of time. Music is a great way to influence people. If you slipped subliminal messages into your songs, you could make people do anything you wanted (not that you can't already). I think your Grandpa Manheim would be proud.

This influence could be used practically to generate more interest in beets. You said that children love music. Your music could make them love beets. Then, the next generation would all love beets. Can you imagine?

OK Dwight. Very impressive resolutions. It must be tough keeping such strict resolutions. I think that one of them that you left out is to genetically engineer a beet (with Mose) that cures Lupus. For it is a disease that touches us all. By the way, I got some crazy Zimbabwe sh** that'll turn you into a deer.

Resolutions that can't be beet. :-)

Hey Dwight!!

I thought it was so sweet of you to comfort Pam last night.
I was like, "Awwww!...He's being so sweet."
...hmm, not sure what PAM thought of it...you know it must not have bothered her to much, because she didnt shrug you off or look at you with disgust! :)
well, I thought it was a nice side of you to see!!

PS:
Rainn, you are HILARIOUS!!!

Your friend(not enemy),
Jen

*Checkout my myspace page sometime!-myspace.com/paintgirl18
I'm an artist!

put julie's personal effects into jello.

I resolve to love Dwight Schrute forever and ever, amen.

Congratulations on the success of your New Year's endeavors. Mine is to try out for Jeopardy. Wish me luck!

I finally watched "My Super Ex Girlfriend"! I wish Rainn would do more movies. Is he in Evan Almighty?

Justin, Ron, how did you recieve information about the show before it came on? the muppet tattoo, voice recorder, and plastic knives??

I resolved not to make any resolutions.

Have my children?

My New Year's Resolution is to play more and catch that damm squirrel in the level 5 (yard) in the building where i live.

My New Year's Resolution is to get a new job... OK, A JOB!
My boss laid me off just before the holidays, and it's been slow going. Also, I want to get the nerve to kiss the really hot "friend" of mine, and take the consequesnces of that action (I will wear a cup). Hopefully, she'll just slap me. Keep your fingers crossed!

Dwight, what I love about you is reflected in this year's resolution. Regardless of how mundane your office or workday might seem, there is never a dull moment in the world inside your head. You live as if there is always something larger going on around you. Something that needs your advice, action, or skills (like the CIA). Keep it up. I look forward to watching the Dwight Adventure of Life continue. If only we all could live like you.

wow...rainn wilson is so good at his job

Wow. It's really hard to believe they jammed all that wisdom into one person.

Hey Dwight,

Received any new faxes from your future self recently???

Dwight, I've read some of your previous blog entries and realize you have an interest in beets. I thought you'd be happy to know that beets are actually part of the traditional Swedish Christmas smorgasbord (beet salad). Thought it would be nice for you to start the new year with that information.

Are they inferiors if they don't respect you?

Long live Dwight and his galactic corporate monkey sell-outs.

Thanks for the inspiration Dwight! Please be careful with the plastic knives and for goodness sakes get the Muppet tatoo removed! Who is your potential mate?

My New Years Resolution's include recording every meeting that I am not present at. I would also have someone write up a transcript.

Post Your Comments Here